Description of App
How will you live your BitLife?
Will you try to make all the right choices in an attempt to become a model citizen sometime before you die? You could marry the man/woman of your dreams, have kids, and pick up a good job along the way.
Or will you make choices that horrify your parents? You could descend into a life of crime, start prison riots, smuggle duffle bags, and cheat on your spouse.
It's all up to you...
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Some parts of the app is inaccessible, such as prison escape, Burglary and Appearances for God mode. Other than that, the app is totally accessible.
This is a very fun game.
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Finally got the restaurant job I wanted. Got promoted to head waiter and now to expediter. I will let you know if I become a famous chef in france. I saw an article that says this job could make you famous in the game so lets see if its true. My mom died in an alley way. She got mugged. Both my half sisters were conceived the same way when she went to test out a bed at a furniture store. And justice was served finally. My step father told me that I was creepy looking and I told my mother about it and her concern was 86%. When I aged up she divorced him. When she died I cremated her wich was about $1000 and I got back that same amount in the wil. Lol.
Dm, yeah, I always do that. I don’t answer yes or no. I just close it out on the pop up. One time, and I kid you not, I had to close the app five times in a row to try to get rid of the deployment pop-up. On the 5th time, I just got tired of it and asked someone cited to play the game for me lol. The casino one, I learned that one the hard way. I had 251 million and I would bid the highest and every time I would lose money, I would close out the app by the time I realize this, I had 145 million. So I had lost over $100 million LOL. I was so mad.
Ornella, Good luck on getting the chef job. Yeah, let me know if you do get famous. OMG your mom just love that furniture store doesn’t she LOL. really? Your mom must’ve loved you then. The last time one of my stepparents said something like that to me, I think it was my stepdad, I told my mom and her concern was zero. I insulted her LOL. well, your mom had an unhappy ending. But at least you got money LOL.
It will take me forever to get those military ribbons because I don't want to keep opening and closing the app constantly. So unless if they fix it I'm not getting that ribbon anytime soon. Got some prayer beads that no one want. I saw a weird entry when I was about 14. It said that a friend told me that massaging my overy's could boost my immune system. It just keeps getting weirder by the day.
Did the wrong thing again. So after being promoted to expediter I got promoted to assistant general manager. I was supposed to look for the line cook job or the apprentice chef and I didn't. Oh well will do that some other time again. I think in my next life I might be a cerial killer if I'm lucky.
Yeah, i agree with you. It took me a while to get the military achievements. I got a holographic card or something. Its worth 2.7 thousand. Lol wtf? This game just loves giving you the weirdest things it can find. I don't think thats possible. Wow, i thought you actually got it this time. Remember you only need 3 years of restaurant experience. HOw much are you making as an assistant manager in france? Since i know living in france is expensive. I'm also playing as a serial killer lol. I'm playing 2 lives at once right now. The serial killer one and your challenge. Which by the way, is going ok. I'm still broke lol. I only have about 40k or so. I'm still in italy. Its my 4th year and i got promoted to porn actor. I kind of don't wanna leave lol. I finally got my girlfriend off of birth control and pregnant. I'm going to leave the year she gives birth lol. What a dad i am. And as my serial killer life, I move to a different country every 3 years. I only kill coworkers that are rude to me. I check by trying to have a conversation with them and if they tell me to shut up or ignore me, Then good night to them lol. So far, i think i'm on my 5th or 6th country. I'm a world wide killer.
Well I can't remember how much I was making because it all went to hell anyways. I did work 3 years and then looked for the short order cook. I didn't fine the line cook which I was supposed to get but will get back to that at some point. It said that my supervisor pranked me by asking me to pull on her finger and she farted so I reported her to hr and I got fired a year after. I was looking at the list to find her name and I didn't see it because I wanted to kill her and instead I killed my husband because he argued with me. I got his money and fleed. I got mad at something in Switzerland and I just killed a random drunk took drugs and died. Lol what a life. I going to make a game and leave it so I don't miss out on the heirloom. And I will need a good job to start killing people. I hope I'm lucky. I'm going to kill anyone that gets in my way. So if someone plays a prank on me they going to die including my family. You know how brothers and sisters love to fight. And anytime my supervisor ask me to do extra hours of unpaid time I'm going to kill them.
I lost my touch with killing. Lol. So a co worker ran in to the bathroom stall when I wanted to use it and she peed all over the floor. I attacked her and lost my job. I tried to find her name on the list and it wasn't there so again I murdered a random drunk by stealing a car and killin them. I was good for a year or 2 but got caught and guess what I got lethal injection on my 24th birthday. Anyways I got the same wig I got earlier this week. I'm living in Belgium and I hate it there. I think I will leave after I finish nursing schools. I will do over my challenge again and see how far I could move.
Lol wtf? Your supervisor asked you to pull her finger so she can do that? Thats gross lol. In order to kill them, you have to be working there. If you get fired, there names won't show up. Lol wow wouldn't want to get in your way in that life. I've always thought about that. Killing a family member. Hell, killing your entire family. You could kill your parents depending on how they conceived you lol. Eeeeewwwww a coworker peed on the bathroom floor? And it was a she? She must've been quick since she had to take off her pants completely lol. Wait, how did you get an heirloom? O wait, the time difference duhhh lol. Its 10 pm as i'm writing this.
So i finally left italy and moved to spain. Wich i ended up hating it lol. I ruined another university student's life by getting her pregnant. I had 2 kids with her. I bought a condo in spain which made me go into debt. I stole a few cars and sold them. It helped a little. I didn't realize how expensive my condo was. It took 11000 dollars every year. And i was living on a driver's salary. Which sucked. Cause i wouldn't make much. Finally, i sold the house and that helped a little. Now i'm living in the bahamas. I'm living that beach life lol jk, i wish. Hopefully its better here. I already found a girlfriend. So i went from london, to paris. to sweden, to italy, to spain, and now i'm in the bahamas. And i have 2 kids in every country i lived in lol. Except england, where i was born. I want to go to the US but it hasn't popped up in the list. So i'll keep trying. Hopefully its there when my time is up in the bahamas. So i'm going to be pretty busy the next few days, so i might not be able to get on until sunday. Maybe before then, but i'm just letting you know, in case i don't post in a few days. So don't think i forgot about you and this thread lol. I might be able to get on tomorrow but in case i don't, you know why.
Yeah I know I had to be working there but what I should've done was do nothing about it and then go and kill her. Well there's always a next time. And its ok. Reply when ever you can. I might play some speed games and do some challenges like say no to everything and say yest in a different challenge. I will probably be busy on Sunday. Have to do grocery shopping and then the mall.
I was conceived after my mother toured the firestation and tested every hose. It is unknown which hero is my father. Why bitlife? Why? Anyway, My life before this new one was kind of crazy. Anyone who made me mad I murdered them which was 4 of my co workers. Then I did a gender reassignment and fled the country and moved to the US. My supervisor made me mad because he said nothing I did was never good enough and I talked to him and got fired for an unspecified reason. Looked for his name on the list and didn't see it so I killed a random rapper instead and got caught for it. Got the electric chair on my 46th birthday. That is over and well for this life my step father told me that I was invisible by playing some prank on me and I told my mom about it and her concern was 98%. She divorced him right away the year I aged up. Not sure what I will do but it might be crazy.
Finally getting a chance to get on here. I have a little time right now, so i thought i'd use it on here. Anyway, on to bitlife. I've had a little time to play. But not enough time to finish my game.
Ornella, lmaoooo thats not right. YOur mom tested every hose in the fire station? My mind just went somewhere else lol. Wow, what ribbon did you get for that life? I'm curious. For the one where you got a sex change and fled to the US. You got the electric chair? I didn't know they still had that. I think they still have it in texas. But i could be wrong. I've never gotten that ever. My moms' concern has never been above 10% lol. My moms never care about me. You should try to kill your step dad. Maybe his name might still pop up. So what else has happened so far? Did you try any challenges? So I'm still playing your challenge lol. I'm still in the bahamas. I got one of my hookups pregnant along with getting gonorrhea lol. Omg gonorrhea is so expensive in the bahamas. It cost $493. I don't know if thats the usual price in other countries but i thought that was a little to expensive lol. I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop taking the pill. I asked her over and over and she refused. Now i'm dating a girl with the same name as my x. She's not on the pill but she won't get pregnant. And her enjoyment is always at 100, so i'm doing something right i guess lol. The girls in the bahamas are hard to get pregnant. They're really making me work hard lol. I'm thinking about having kids around the world. I don't know yet though. I'm also thinking about ending my journey in england that way it could be a full circle, if that makes sense? But this is your challenge, so i don't know if i could do that. I noticed that if you have more than one son, it won't ask you to circumcise them. Have you gotten this as well? Or is it just me.
Joel, thanks for the link. I'll join in a bit. Was wondering what happened.
Wait. No. I posted the link to my own server by mistake. I’ll post the BitLife server Link in a bit.
I haven't played much either today. Was catching up on tv shows. I didn't get any ribbon for when I changed genders. I would've gotten the cunning ribbon I think but I got caught. Today I only opened the app to sell my heirloom but no matter what I do no one wants it and its a krystal ball worth $1000 and I'm not getting rid of it. Well my challenge was that which ever country you die in you have to start a new life and its up to you to do what ever you want. I got that thing to circumcise my son once but never thought anything of it really. Probably got it once when I have a son but I can't remember if I get it twice in one life.
So they said they pushing for at the end of this week to bring out new stuff. So I'm going to write out what it said in the screen shot because I can't copy the text. A bank. Pick your bank. Pick you get away pick your weapon. Electric scooter. That's what I got from it. So it looks like we might be getting some shoplifting and some other things. I can't wait.
Ornella, yeah, i saw the tweet earlier. I'm so excited. In the screen shot it said pick your bank. The weapon that was selected was a spiked mace. And the get away method was an electrical scooter. 3 new things will be added to the crime tab. Bank robbery, shop lifting, and planting a bomb lol. I'm assuming the shop lifting is going to be available when were teen. Lol can you imagine getting away in an electrical scooter? I think thats just funny. So the update is coming out at the end of this week? I didn't know that. It didn't say in the tweet. Unless, i missed it. The crystal ball always sold but that was before we could set the price for the heirlooms. I got a china set that no one wants. So i left the bahamas and moved to puerto rico. Which is a US territory, so in a way, i'm on US soil. But i wanted the US. I feel like thats a good country to end in. I had 3 kids in puerto rico. My girlfriend is really fertile. If i stay with her any longer, I'll be making babies like rabbits lol. O did i mention she's 26? And i'm 50. Girls my age wouldn't get pregnant at all and i was getting mad because i was just wasting my man juice lol. So i decided to go young. And it worked. I just got home not to long ago and i'm pretty tired, so i probably won't play until tomorrow. i was out of town since friday. So i need some rest lol.
Joel, good thing i haven't joined the server yet lol. Thanks for posting the real link. I'll join right now.
I didn't play at all this weekend really. I will start back later on. I read it in the comments where they said they trying to push for the end of the week to get the update done.
Bank robbery will probably be a mini game which would suck for us. If not, I'll drink some soda out of my shoes LOL. Other than that, i can't wait.
Ornella, yeah, same here. I didn't really play much this weekend. O you read it in the comments? I didn't see that one. The one i saw was the new options that will be added to the crime section. So i opened the app to see what heirloom i got and guess what? i got the holy grail. Its worth 1.2 billion. I don't know how to really explain the holy grail but its this super rare and powerful item that supposed to bring happiness, youth, and eternal sustenance. I'd never thought i would get the holy grail for an heirloom, especially with my luck lol. Anyway, i'm done ranting. I'll play in a bit.
Dm, the bank robbery probably won't be a mini game. I think the shop lifting will be a mini game. If you think about it, shop lifting is basically burglary. And the burglary option is a mini game. About the planting a bomb, I don't know how that can work as a mini game, so i don't know how to feel about that one lol. And be careful what you wish for. You might end up drinking soda out of your shoe lol.
Dm It could be and not. Maybe they are also giving us a bank for us to deposit our own money and possibly collect interest on it. I'm thinking for the shoplift maybe we choose a place tap on it and either we get stuff and get caught or not. We shall see. I say things like that sometimes too. X2, I started back playing today and I got a good heirloom. Not better than yours though but I Got Michael Jordon's rookey card worth about 50k. I'm doing over my own challenge and since I got that I'm 20 and have 100k because I was doing free lance and part time because in the process I would need the money. I got kicked out of school for poor grades and lost the appeal but it don't matter. The year before I got a crazy girl pregnant and I'm about to break up with her. Hope she don't fly in and stalk me where ever I go. I'm adding another thing to the challenge. In the 5 years I stay in 1 country I'm going to take a vacation 1 year but not the first year I move and then another year I'm going to do a cruise. So I have 1 child in England so hoping for good luck. Oh and my girlfriend with 97% craziness agreed to go off of birth control so works for me. She's working as a police officer so she should have no problem.
Trying to have kids is so difficult. I don't want to jinks my self but so far India has been the hardest for me in terms of that. I have 2 kids in Panama and worked as a mail carier. In china had 2 or 3 kids there and worked as an apprentice photographer I think. Then In India I worked as an apprentice painter and on my last year there I got this girl pregnant and she has a 3 year old and a new born baby. I feel so bad for her. But all the other girls I tried with were so hard to have kids and one of them stalked me so I put out a restraining order. Each of the countries I lived in I've only bought tiny houses. Now I'm living in seria. I don't think I will play for the rest of the evening. This making me tired.
OMG yes tell me about it. Having kids is pretty difficult. I left for Puerto Rico and now I’m living in Australia. And every girl I sleep with, won’t get pregnant. And the girls that I do get pregnant, and up aborting the baby. I really want to go to the US but it hasn’t been popping up. I moved to Australia because that One would rarely pop up, so I took the chance when I saw it in the list. I’m thinking about going back to England and finishing my life there. You know, so it’ll be a full circle. Wow, you went from Panama to China? That’s pretty far. And yes, I know how you feel. I am also buying tiny houses whenever I move. There’s no point of buying a good size house if you’re only going to be living there for five years and leaving your family behind LOL. When I was living in Puerto Rico, my ex kept on stocking me. So I put a restraining order against her and after the three years were up, She went back to stocking me lol. Birth control is a big problem for me right now. I am in my 50s so girls my age obviously won’t get pregnant, I mean they probably can, their chances just won’t be as High as girls in their 20s or 30s. So I’m going for 20-year-olds mainly LOL. I know, it sounds creepy but it’s true. I got tired of cozying up to them so that they can sleep with me. Now before I do anything with them I check if there On the birth control and if they are, I automatically leave them, no questions asked. But if they’re not, then I give them a chance. Haven’t been able to sell my holy grail but I have high hopes. No one wants to buy it at its value. I also noticed that with age, the value goes up instead of down. Literally, I’ve been trying to have kids all day today and I haven’t been successful LOL. Hopefully your life goes better than mine. I also needed a break LOL. My hand started hurting after a while of playing.
Yeah tell me about it. I didn't finish from Seria as yet but it was easy to have a kid there and I'm working as an insurance agent. After a time you will need to use the dating app to find the young girls so they could get pregnant easy. I met a 39 year old and she wasn't on birth control and no matter what I did she couldn't get pregnant so I let her go. I got a dumb cumpus that no one wants as yet so will keep it for a while. Its really hard to sell heirlooms these days. Instead of adjusting the price why can't they just take it or not.
That’s what I’m using, the dating app. For a while I was going after 18 and 19-year-olds LOL. But they would abort the baby. Same with the 20-year-olds. So now I’m trying 30-year-olds. I’ve had the same issue as you’re having. Where one of my girlfriends would not be on birth control and she wouldn’t get pregnant. And I would make love to her over and over LOL. I even tried IVF but they always refused. Yeah I agree. It was easier selling heirlooms back then. They would just take it or leave it. I’m having trouble selling my holy grail still. Like who doesn’t want it? It’s the holy effing Grail LOL. I got another stupid fine China set today. Nobody’s going to want it. It’s in horrible condition. I am going to play after I finish eating my breakfast. Hopefully I get someone pregnant. If not, I just wasted all my baby batter in Australia for nothing LOL.
Some years after I left Seria my son who I had there died by terrorists. He was excuted while running errands. Next time I would know not to live there. Lol. I tap on make love about 10 times and if it not working I send them on their way. I was getting broke but a briefcase of drugs saved me and thank god I didn't get caught selling it. It was pcp. I'm working as a writer. I will have to give up that job soon. I started using the dating app. I don't choose the 18 or 19 year old because most of them are unemployed. I have an idea. Instead of us wasting our own time I think when we choose to date someone in the love section if we tap on the person's name they should have a profile saying on birth control or don't want any kids and probably other things so we will have an idea and so many abortions wouldn't take place. I will be 55 soon so that life may not have long to go.
That happened to me once. Except of my son dying, my girlfriend was killed by terrorist LOL. That was in a previous life though. That’s one of the things I don’t like about living in the Middle East. Not trying to be mean or anything, just saying. When I would pick a country, I would just avoid picking those. I’m done having kids LOL. Today was my second day of trying nonstop. I’m still in Australia, I think I’m going to go back to England after this one. Every time I want to emigrate, all the countries I’ve been to are on that list. So I just stay. Besides, I’ve spilled enough Mansi to last an eternity LOL. I am in my late 50s. I think I am 57 or 58. So I got this weird thing in the log, this is what it said. I can't help but wonder if Johann Sebastian Bach would be happy or sad to know that his song is played each time someone dies in BitLife. So that explains where and who they got the death song from LOL. I was a porn star in Italy. The money was amazing. But it quickly went down the drain since I moved from country to country and cost of living was different. Right now I am a real estate agent. My friend that I made in Paris, unfriended me. I tried to salvage our friendship but he didn’t want to. And my best friend that I made in London when I was young, it’s still my best friend LOL. But every time I try to talk to him he doesn’t want to talk to me. One time, I chose to visit him and I wasted my money because he refused to see me, I was so mad LOL. But he hasn’t unfriended Me, so we’ll see how it goes. How many kids do you have so far? Also, do you know how to check what generation number you’re on? I see lots of people who say that they’re on the 12 generation. Or that they’re on their fourth generation. Like how do they know that. Does the game tell you? I’m thinking about starting a generation with this guy that I’m currently playing if I can sell the holy Grail. That way I can make the family billionaires LOL. OMG yes I agree. They should add like a small profile/bio like you said. It could say if they’re on birth control or if they have any plans for having kids. They can also throw in like things that they enjoy or foods that they like. Just to make it seem like an actual bio/profile. It would make things lots Easier for us. And I don’t mean just for us, for people in general. It would also be cool to see if our character would want kids or to see what things they enjoy.
Omg I finally got my girlfriend pregnant! That took forever LOL. I just asked her to go off birth control and surprisingly she did. This might be my last kid I’ll ever have. And she actually decided to keep it. Well, she actually agreed to keep it. Also, whenever I would tap make love, she wouldn’t want to and most of her excuses would be that the kids are home. Or not while the kids are sleeping. Or wait until the kids leave. Or, she reminds you that the kids are home and doesn’t want them to walk in again like last time. LOL. That one made me laugh. I was like, girl we don’t got any kids. So I don’t know why you’re telling me that lol. Also, I got this weird pop up and tell me what you think. My supervisor, Kylie, told a coworker that being his boss makes her feel like she's his mommy. I didn't let it bother me. I don’t know if she meant that as an insult? Or as something sexual. LOL. I know, I have a dirty mind. I chose to ignore it since it wasn’t me she was telling.
I think seria and afganastan are the terrorist type countries so I try not to play there. I think when people get caught for crimes there they get beheaded and I'm talking about in this game. I saw someone said that on twitter. I got that entry thing about the music when we die. Its kind of funny. I don't do generations anymore really so I can't answer that question. I don't know how many kids I have now. I have to check my profile but I'm using the dating app a lot.
Yeah, Syria and Afghanistan are the terrorist-based countries. And the punishment for any crime in those countries is death. It doesn’t matter how, as long as you die LOL. It can be beheading. It could be hanging. It could be being shot by multiple guards, which I’ve gotten that one. It could be Anything. The dating app is really good to use if you just want specific ages. And the date option is really good if you want something random. So when you use the dating app, you know how it says it cost $100 to use it. Well, do you spend $100 every time you use it? For example, you choose your age and desired income and then press, let’s go. And it gives you A person and if you don’t like that person and you can turn them down. Then it brings you back to that screen, where it asks you to choose an age and a desired income. Do you spend $100 when you do that? I don’t know if that makes sense. Hopefully it does LOL. If it doesn’t, I’ll try to explain it in a different way. I’ve always wondered that. When I use a dating app, I usually get lots of profiles that I don’t like so I just turn them down but I’m curious, does it really take $100 every time I turn someone down and ask for someone new? Or you just pay $100 at one time and use it until you find the right person. I think I have 14 or 16 kids. I try to have two kids per country. Although, I had three kids and Puerto Rico. So I’m not too sure. This week needs to hurry up so that we can get the crime update LOL. I can’t wait to commit a crime in my teenage years. That’s what I’m mostly excited about. Hopefully they didn’t add any new mini games.
At the time I'm writing this its 3 am. Lol. Need sleep but can't. I never thought of it that way if it takes money each time will I will have to do an experiment and see. Before you use it check your cash then use it and check the cash again and see if it went down. Got a dumb piano that's worth next to nothing. A little over a hundred dollars.
Omg when you posted your comment, I was knocked out lol. I hate sleepless nights. O true, that's smart. I didn't think about that. Checking my bank balance lol. I'll do that next time. You got a better heirloom than me. I got another top hat. This is my second one. I have another that wouldn't sell. Bitlife posted something on their twitter earlier. I think the update is coming soon. The tweet said, bitizens, stay vigilent. Tell us what you see. Something along those lines. They also attached a picture. The only thing that vo read was, warning, warning. So thats no help. I thought the update came out today because some people said it in the comments. But I read it wrong because I don't have anything in my app store. It's weird because my kids in other countries are having kids and so am I lol. So my grand kids are either the same age or older than some of their aunts and uncles.
My challenge ended kind of weird and its not my fault really. I didn't want to go back to any of the countries I've been to already so I went back to England and again when the 5 years were up Before I tried to leave again the same places kept showing up so I got mad and just stayed there. I don't think I will do that one again for a while. I became a famous writer at age 70 and I was so fedup I didn't bother to raise my fame much and just died in my sleep. All my children who I had in Seria died of terrorism in some way and I went to all their funerals. So it said I had 30 lovers and 12 children. Of course its 15 but 3 died. @ in Seria and 1 in another country which I can't remember. I will make a game age up and leave it till they bring the update maybe. I will just collect the heirlooms. If I'm doing that 100 baby thing again I will so have to look for the writer jobs. It never shows up when I want it to.
I am still going strong LOL. I just turned 60 earlier. I got my girlfriend pregnant again. I just aged up and got a pop-up saying she was pregnant. This was earlier when I turn 60. Now you know how I feel. All the countries I already been to keep popping up in the list. I’m still in Australia. I am planning on moving back to England when I turn 68. That way it’ll be 50 years since I’ve left. So half a century LOL. Wow, you became famous at age 70? That’s crazy. I wonder if it’s possible to become famous twice in one life. I should try that one of these days. OMG you lost three kids to terrorism? That’s brutal LOL. If you do plan on doing the 100 baby challenge, you can get a different career instead of the rider job. You can go to school for music and become a music composer. You won’t get famous but you will make tons and tons of money. That job will get your rich in no time. You could also try for the singing career, but I don’t know how that one is. Another option could be a famous actor but the voiceover actor hardly pops up. Well, at least for me it hardly pops up. Porn star would also be a good one as well. Plus, that one would go great with the 100 baby challenge LOL. Also being a famous chef could be another one. Same for being a model. But that one’s pretty rare. Although, I’ve become a famous runway model in a previous life before, So it’s possible. Those are just some ideas in case you do end up doing the challenge and don’t find the righter job. I like your idea lol. Finishing this life, making a new one, and just collecting the heirlooms until the update comes out. I might just do that LOL. So guess what? I finally sold my holy Grail. I got $1,064,000,000 for it. So I might continue as one of my kids. Just to keep all that money LOL. If I do continue as one of them, it’s going to be the youngest one, Which is the one I told you about earlier. Where I got my girlfriend pregnant at age 60. I might even just kill myself by going to the witch doctor LOL.Also, is it just me? Or did AppleVis take the numbers off the comments? I don’t know if you know what I’m talking about. How each comment would be Numbered.
So i left australia and moved back to england. My Girlfriend moved with me. But it didn't say if I wanted to take her. She just went with me lol. Also, I got this in the log. Right after I finished telling my daughter, Esme, that she doesn't need to be scared of bees because they only hurt you if you bother them, I got stung by a bee in the eye. I started laughing. Besides, I probably screamed when the bee stung me, especially if it was in my eye. So i just figured out that I have 2 kids in australia. Lol I feel so stupid. Because I tried so hard to get girls pregnant. Apparently, I forgot about those 2. Now, i have 5 australian kids because I have 3 kids with my current girlfriend. I'm going to leave all my money to my youngest. My daughter in sweden yelled at me lol. So did my son in france. I got a stupid burned dvd of inception. And it's rare and worth 1 dollar. Really bitlife? On my birthday? Thanks thats what I needed. Being sarcastic lol.
Happy birthday and all the best. I was out all day so I'm now seeing this. I'm not seeing the numbers on the comments either. They must have changed something. I didn't even get to open the game today so lets see. 1951 radio worth $260. I think I got this some time ago but can't remember. Not bad really. I will just age up one more and wait for tomorrow. To answer your question you could become famous twice in 1 life. It happened to me once a few months ago. Also bitlife made a pole about who would you want to dress up as when commiting the crime. I can't remember how they phrased it but I chose option 2 the IRS worker. Can't remember the rest I'm so tired.
Thank you for the wishes, I really appreciate it. Yeah, they changed the numbers. Well, not changed but took them off. I guess they’re doing some maintenance work on the site but they said that it’ll come back soon. Which I’m hoping because without the numbers, It’s kind of weird and pretty confusing. Wow, you did get a good heirloom. So it is possible to become famous twice. I’m going to have to try that. Become famous, then maybe go to prison for a while, and come back and get famous again LOL. I know, I missed voting. If I had gone on earlier, I would’ve voted. Although, I saw the winner. The winner was angry Karen.Which I didn’t know who that was until I searched her. And oh Em Gee. I see why they added her to the pole LOL. I’ll post the link to the YouTube video of why they call her that. Let me know what you think of the video. I’m curious to see what your thoughts are. Bit life has been extremely active in their comments for that pole that they ran. I was going through the comments and they replied to almost all the comments I read. Here’s the link.
I watched the video before I went to sleep so I didn't get to reply. I think I saw that Karen video somewhere but didn't think anything of it. It made me laugh though. I think most people voted for that so looks like that's what we're getting. Again I didn't play much I just collected another heirloom and aged up. I got a krystal ball. That usually sells so not bad. I'm waiting for the update because by then I will be a teen and will get to do the crimes instantly hoping that it is not a mini game.
Whenever I close the heirloom screen and I perform any action the stuff does not appear on the assets section. Opening assets just after closing the heirloom doesn’t work either
The update is here. I downloaded it already. Will play in a while.
Now someone needs to start drinking the soda from their shoes. Lol. Dm you know I'm joking but all the crimes they added are very accessible. Now the question is why didn't they change the home burglary and the previous crimes like what it is now? I hope someone tells them. I robbed the mall and got one year in juvi. You can't do much in there but you could attack people in the cafeteria. Before that I stole someone's package and it was a key chain. I got $5 for it. I tried to rob the train but it didn't even show up. Haha. The bank robbery was foiled because I got caught. Now I'm in prison for 21 years. I dressed up as a police officer and my get away was a scooter. I think my weapon was a molatoff cocktail. One time I behaved delinquent with my sister. I stopped traffic in the middle of the road to sing the marshmallow song. I love this update.
Ornella, OMG the update came out? I didn’t even realize that. I’ll update it after I post this comment. When I watch the video I died LOL. I think that was so stupid and hilarious. The comments were even better LOL. People were saying that they should’ve just close the window on her head. Because in the video she sticks her head in the window of the car. Or that they should’ve driven off as Soon as she stuck her head in. That lady stopped in the middle of the highway to confront them. Can you believe that? I would’ve just fought her, no joke LOL. Anyway, I guess we can dress up like her in the game. I’m so glad that the crimes are accessible. I still haven’t sent them an email. I thought I’d wait until this update came out to see if any other crimes would be accessible. Can’t wait to play. Let me just kill myself and i’ll update it LOL. My health is at 5% so I’ll just go to the which doctor and take whatever they offer me. Sounds like you are already having fun with this update. Can’t wait to try it for myself.
Raul, if what you mentioned in your comment isn’t working, Then try aging up after you get the heirloom. Close the heirloom screen, do what you got to do, and age up. For a while my heirlooms weren’t saving unless I aged up. I still do that just to be sure that I don’t lose anything. If it’s worthless, then I don’t care what happens to it LOL.
So I finally ended the challenge LOL. I know, I took forever. So this is what my obituary says.
Luke Beckinsale was murdered by a witch doctor at the age of 74. His services were attended by his 16 children, his two siblings, Charles and Daphne, 17 of his 18 grandchildren, and his two nephews. His longtime girlfriend, Lily, couldn't be bothered to attend his services.
Luke had several jobs over his life, most recently serving as a real estate agent for Murphy-James & White Realtors. Friends describe him as a questionable decision maker.
As my obituary said, I had 16 kids, 18 grandkids, and 2 siblings. But what it didn’t say was that I had 50 for lovers. I lost track of how many countries I lived in LOL. My net worth was in the billions. Thanks to the holy grail. Now to update and start some hell.
You made me laugh at that one. But you had more kids than I when I did that challenge. At least 1 more than me. Yes I am enjoying the update but since my bank robbery got foiled I didn't pick up the game yet. I will have to be good in prison to get out and do more bad stuff. For the shop lifting its funny that some of the things are what we usually would give as gifts. I guess we would buy it at the mall.
Oh that’s right. You had 15 kids. Wow, we were almost tied. I committed a successful bank robbery at age 16 LOL. I dressed up as a ninja, used a taser as my weapon, and got away in a taxi. I stole $29,000. I was so surprised. Luckily, I didn’t get caught.I went to juvy when I was 13. I got sentenced to a year but I didn’t get out until age 16. While I was in there, I attempted to escape, which I know is inaccessible but still tried it, so that added another year. Then I fought with this one other girl and they added an extra year. And I blamed it all on my break up LOL. Which was my first girlfriend, so I guess I was lesbian at the time? I don’t know LOL. She just asked me out and I said yes, we were 11. But she broke up with me when I was 12 and that’s when I started acting up. Shoplifting is so much fun. I shoplifted A vacuum LOL. I don’t know how but I did. Also being a porch pirate is fun. I stole a few packages from mansions and they weren’t that fancy just scarves and clothes. I stole this one package with toilet paper in it LOL. I don’t know who would order that online. Also, being a delinquent is fun. You can do it solo or have a partner. The first time I did it, I did it solo and I broke into my neighbors house and ate their food while they were away on vacation. The second time, me and a weed farmer pranked my neighbors by ringing the doorbell and running away before they could answer the door. I started laughing at that one. What else have I done. Oh, I have hired a hitman to take out my stepdad LOL. But it was a flop. Beware, Hitman‘s can scam you out of your money. That’s what happened to me. A hitman offered to perform the hit on my stepdad for $17,000. I paid him and he ran off with the money and didn’t perform the hit. I haven’t tried the train robbery one yet. I don’t know why we would need to steal a train but there you have it LOL. Did I mention that my mom bought me a car when I got out of jail? Well, since I was 16 I passed my drivers test and she bought me a Mercedes. She got me a freaking luxury car. For that, I’ll be nice to her LOL. The only thing that sucks about going to jail at a young age is that you obviously get a criminal record. And it was hard for me to find a job. I am working as a back up vocalist hoping to become a famous singer soon. Also, I don’t know why but my parents enrolled me into high school when I was 17, which was no point since I graduated a year later. When I was 18. So far that’s pretty much what happened in my life. Now time to go cause more hell LOL.
I really hope they fix the minigames soon. It's cool that all the new crimes are accessible, but that makes it a lot easier to get caught now and I don't want to get stuck in jail forever because I can't do the escape minigame. Does anyone have ideas for how to make that accessible? I'm trying to think of some in case they answer one of us and ask.
We have it opposite. This is my second foiled bank robbery. I killed plenty people hiring a hitman. I killed my supervisor and a few co workers and never got caught. This hitman took $8000 to do the job and when I was in prison my dad left me over 100k so I went on a killing spree for a while. The bad thing is that sometimes the people you want to kill don't show up on the list. I got caught shoplifting twice. The porch pirate is good. In my next life will be very bad. This life is almost over. So when they put another tweat will suggest to them online crimes and drug dealing. Paige, there are probably 2 or 3 ways they could make the minigames accessible. 1 is to label the buttons giving an explanation of the houses or cell so you could have an idea where to go. 2. Either you failed or you got through. That's the simplest way. 3. There could be a question and answer asking if you want to go in further or exit or escape. That's all I could think about. Got a dumb briefcase today.
Ornella, OMG you’re right. I had another successful bank robbery LOL. This time, I stole 24,000. It was less than my first one but that’s better than nothing LOL. Wow lucky! The hitman only took 8000? I hired a second hitman to take out my stepdad since the first one was unsuccessful. He charged me 33,000 for it. But he got the job done. He killed him with a blow gun. Luckily, I didn’t get caught. I tried the train robbery thing and each time it was unsuccessful LOL. I keep trying for sunset or midnight but the train doesn’t show up. I don’t want to do it in broad daylight. But I might have to. I went on a porch pirate spree for a while and one of the packages that I stole contained used underwear LOL. I was like WTF that person probably has a fetish or something. I was honestly disappointed that they didn’t add drug dealing. I honestly would’ve thought they would’ve. They added it being a delinquent but they couldn’t add drug dealers. Also, it would’ve been cool if we could become rich making drug deals. Basically becoming a drug dealer and eventually Become a drug lord. I got a Rolex watch today. I surprisingly sold that on the first try.
Paige, Ornella basically summed it up. Those are the only options I could come up with as well. I was also disappointed to see that the mini games were still in accessible. I was hoping that they would fix it with this crime update. I’m going to write them an email after I post this comment. I was waiting for them to release this update to see if any other crimes were in accessible. But since they weren’t, now I can ask them to try to make it like those crimes. Either you fail or you don’t. I don’t want to tweet them since they probably won’t respond but mainly because a tweet can only hold 240 characters or so and I have more than 240 characters to say to them LOL. And that’s including spaces. Yeah, an email is probably the least likely to get their attention, but I’m not limited by character numbers and there might be a chance that they will. Now to go write that email.
Weird that both of us got the same heirloom. It said that the rol x watch was worth about 29k but I had to adjust the price so much my hands hurt. I got like 9k for it. I tried to rob a train all times of the day and nothing. People tweated that to bitlife and they said it is successful. I'm guessing its by luck and chance. I was succesfull with 1 bank robbery and only got 5k from it. The thing I don't understand is that my sister wanted to get up to some mischief so being the delinquent I am we slashed someone's tires in a parking lot and guess what. I got sent to prison for 3 years but she didn't. I think it said I was charged for criminal mischief. In elementary school someone called me stupid and I attacked them and I got juvi at the age of 9. Could you believe that? It was only for 1 year. I came out and didn't get to continue except when I aged up 1 year I think it said that I was starting middle school. One time my sister and I toilet papered a neighbours house and it said we used 92 roles of tp. Those neighbours must have been on a very long vacation. When I try to shoplift I look for the most expensive thing to steal. For the porch pirate I'm only getting really lame things which would worth like $10 or so. I stole a soap dish and some other lame things. I don't want to talk to soon but I've never been caught stealing mail. All my hit attempts were successful and the more you hire hitmen the price always goes up. The last hit I took out was a stupid co worker and the hitman took 19k from me. At least he got the job done. I will also tweat them about the suggestion for drugs. Plenty people were asking about that as well but can't remember if they responded.
I finally got an extremely valuable heirloom that I sold. Problem is that I realized that I was sick and then the year after the heirloom I died. How in the world of fuzzy baby squirrels did I get that bad luck? Puke! That sucked!